2015.07.27 humor slaphappyA male supervisor, a male union steward and two female workers found themselves sitting at the same table in a bar after work one evening. Suddenly there was a power failure and the room went pitch-black. The silence was broken by the sound of a kiss, then a loud slap.
     When the lights went back on a few seconds later, the supervisor was sitting with a big red handprint across his cheek.
     The first woman thought, “Good, she slapped him.” The second woman also thought, “Good, she slapped him.”
     The supervisor thought, “Damn steward. He kisses one of the women and I get slapped.”
     The steward, laughing to himself, thought, “How about that. I kiss the back of my hand, slap the supervisor and get away with it!”

—From Workplace Jokes: Only SOME of Them Will Get You Fired!