That’s the Way the Cookie Crumbles
A Wall Streeter, a union member, and Tea-Partier are sitting at a table with a plate of a dozen cookies. The Wall Streeter grabs 11 cookies and wolfs them down. He then turns to the tea partier and says, "Look out for that union guy. He wants part of your cookie."
—From Workplace Jokes: Only SOME of Them Will Get You Fired!