A union-buster had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. While there he had a near-death experience; seeing God, he asked “Is my time up?” God replied, “No, you’ve got 40 years, 2 months and 8 days to go.” Upon recovery, the union-buster decided to get a tummy-tuck, a face-lift, and hair implants so he’d look good for the next 40 years. After the last procedure was completed, the union-buster was making his way across the street and Slam! He was struck and killed by a bus. Arriving in front of God he angrily said, “You told me I had another 40 years! Why did you let me die now?” God replied, “I didn’t recognize you.”
—From Workplace Jokes: Only SOME of Them Will Get You Fired!