Terms of Respect
Three ladies were bragging about their sons to one another. The first said, “My son is a priest; parishioners call him Father.” The second said, “My son is a judge; lawyers call him Your Honor.” The third lady said, “My son is a union representative. When he walks into a room, CEO’s say “Oh dear Lord.”
—From Workplace Jokes: Only SOME of Them Will Get You Fired!