How to Get a Day Off

Two factory workers are talking.  The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." 
   The man replies, "And how would you do that?" 2014.10.20humor-bulbs
   The woman says, "Just wait and see."  She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. 
   The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" 
   The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." 
   The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've lost your mind.  I think you need to take the day off." 
   The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" 
   The man says, "I'm going home, too.  I can't work in the dark."

—From Workplace Jokes: Only SOME of Them Will Get You Fired!